Yes. I'm hungry right now. You see, I don't have anything on my fridge. Not that I don't have money to buy fiid and shit, I just keep forgetting to buy groceries. I must confess, I have been living on take outs for the past 2 and a half months that I have been in Beijing. Not entirely my fault, the hotel would not allow me to use the gas cooker. Safety precautions they say. But its there. They should have not put it there in the first place. I asked for another cooker. They gave me an electric thingamajig, that doesn't work. They have yet to replace it. So here I am, two months later, still living on fried rice take outs, instant noodles, cheerios (with mayonnaise), oreos (with mayonnaise), Micky D's and KFC's and the whole blah blah yadi yada.
And I'm still hungry. I need proper food. Like real food. One that includes the 5 basic food groups. Or is it 6? Meh. I'm hungry.
Cheerios with mayo? And I thought I had the weirdest taste buds.
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