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Monday, December 10

An Indecent Proposal

One woman at the office after work asked me this question.

"Would you like me to ride you?"
I was like...

"Can you say that again, please?"

She then said...

"I said would you like me to ride you? It's late and it's hard to get a taxi."

Finally understanding her statement, I said yes.
SHE RODE ME.

But before we got in her car, I did tell her the right way of offering a ride in English, just in case she offers other foreign coworkers if they wanted a ride.

Well, if it were Milo Ventimiglia ...


...who asked me the same question.

You wouldn't hear me asking for a clarification. And it would be a different story altogether.